Monday, July 19, 2010

Top 10 - Church Signs

If Letterman can do it, why can't I?

I don't know why, but I've always gotten a kick out of church signs. Sometimes they are completely cheesy (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) and sometimes they are truly thought provoking, but they always get my attention. They are there to get passers-by to think about the Lord and their faith in the hopes that someone who doesn't know Jesus might show up and hear the Gospel.

So this morning I'm going to give you my top 10 church signs, mixing in some cheesy and some thought provoking...because that's how I roll. Have a wonderfully blessed Monday everyone!

Top 10 Church Signs

  • 10. God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
  • 9. If man came from apes... Why are there still apes?
  • 8. Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.
  • 7. When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.  
  • 6. Living without God's spirit is like trying to dribble a football.  
  • 5. "Well done" is better than "well said".  
  • 4. Forgive your enemies, it will mess with their mind.  
  • 3. Don't tell God how big your storm is.  Tell the storm how big your God is.  
  • 2. Try Jesus. If you don't like Him the devil will take you back. 
  • ...and the number one church sign is: A closed mouth gathers no foot.  

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